There’s no fun in business anymore. You hear about the latest band-wagon or newest model being utilised by entrepreneurs across the globe and while some might be financially savvy, they don’t make you want to give anyone a hi-five.

With economic melt-down on the horizon (or maybe that’s just the setting sun…) I propose the business community pull together to throw some lovingly crafted curve-balls that may just tease some coppers from tight fisted citizens.

So what could be on offer? Think big I say. How many people turn up to see the Pope on his trips around the world and on home soil in The Vatican? Literally millions. If each of them paid a pound to do so, you’d have millions of pounds (yay arithmetic!). Screwing the religious may be unethical for some however, so why don’t we say ‘fuck it’ and replace the Pope with a bear. A grizzly if you’re feeling edgy, a Polar if you want to retain some grace.

Imagine an angry bear taking mass in St Peter’s square? Rampaging through Rome ripping the face of nuns and escaping to literally shit in the woods. You’d pay to see that, you know you would. And you’d buy a t-shirt and a ringtone and a themed fondue set. Who wouldn’t? So before they tell us we’re about to hit a recession let me remind you: nobody has really tested the waters of what we can achieve.