I recently got hold of a marvellous little kit from a design shop in London. It consisted of all 26 letters of the alphabet and the numbers 0-9 (plus punctuation) in stamp form, along with fabric paint. This kit, you see, is a ‘make your own t-shirt slogan’ kit. Though they advertise it more eloquently.

Indeed with such a kit, you can brand any item of clothing (or similar material based product) with words and numbers as you see fit giving you free reign to tell the world what you think. I’ve not decided quite what to use it for as yet, but I think I might appropriate my chest as a billboard for communicating my annoyances with the world. Here are a couple of potentials…

1. Things I hate No. 21: An asterisk without a footnote
2. Things I hate No. 17:  People who wear fleeces AND shorts