December is upon us and at last, it is morally appropriate to bombard the senses with reindeers, elves and santa hats. And that’s not to mention coming up with horrible puns based on the season. See title for an example. It doesn’t even have anything to do with the post.

Instead, this is to introduce my latest brain-child, the A-ha!…dvent Calendar. ‘The what?!’ you may cry. It is of course, an Advent Calendar designed around Alan Partridge quotes. One to be released each day as we wind our merry way towards Jesus’ birthday.

Have a look, and enjoy (for at least as long as I remember – nay bother – to update the thing…)