1. ‘Milk, milk! Where for art thou milk?‘

2. ‘That is not a suitable way to use a blender Rodney‘

3. ‘Yes, it’s crumbling on the carpet. No, it isn’t of a cheesy consistency. Not yet anyway‘

4. ‘He’s some kind of DJ-cum-farmer-cum-billiards champion. I think he gets it from his mother‘

5. ‘One balloon, two human skulls and a crockery expert‘

6. ‘I think she laments the winter of ‘92 – that’s why she wears that scarf ‘