I’ve long wanted to write a book posing important questions about fictional characters. I’d title it, as I’ve titled this post, ‘Could Bananman peel his cock?’. I don’t know the answer of course, but I think it’s worth asking.
Other questions in the series might be:
- Was Noddy a socialist?
- Did any of the Thundercats have night-wear?
- Did Popeye shave?
- Could Oscar the Grouch take Big Bird in a fight?
- Did Donald Duck mow his own lawn?








