http://anonlinegreenworld.com Sun, 04 Apr 2010 15:49:50 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en ...that doesn't sell crap. Great idea from London based design collective Household, who have spent this Easter weekend selling items for just a pound in an empty shop premise in Hoxton. These are items of beauty however, and sometimes of use, covering greetings cards, jewellery, bags, trinkets, books and more. The ... http://anonlinegreenworld.com/2010/04/a-pop-up-pound-shop/ I've long wanted to write a book posing important questions about fictional characters. I'd title it, as I've titled this post, 'Could Bananman peel his cock?'. I don't know the answer of course, but I think it's worth asking. Other questions in the series might be: Was Noddy a socialist? Did any of ... http://anonlinegreenworld.com/2010/02/could-bananaman-peel-his-cock/ 1. Clip paper together 2. Hold a pile of comedy postcards so they don't fall apart 3. Clasp manilla envelopes 4. Stop posters (of silent movie stars) unravelling 5. Grip a limited collection of beermats 6. Fasten a selection of train tickets 7. Attach a clutch of newspaper clippings (tabloid) http://anonlinegreenworld.com/2010/02/seven-things-you-can-do-with-a-paperclip/ Tonight, as any good Scot knows, we celebrate Burns night. Here's a handy guide for anyone not sure what the whole evening is about. You can click here for pictorial info. For those of you too lazy to engage with Adobe Acrobat however, hit the jump. You know you want to. Origins Burns Night ... http://anonlinegreenworld.com/2010/01/burns-supper/ 1. Thriller or Gorilla 2. Munch or Punch 3. Screw or Moo 4. Pump or Dump 5. Finger or Minger http://anonlinegreenworld.com/2010/01/alternative-names-for-hot-or-not/ 1. Referee at a major international football match 2. Plumber 3. Buying milk and bread from the corner shop http://anonlinegreenworld.com/2010/01/three-jobs-you-should-never-give-to-a-bee/ 1. 'Milk, milk! Where for art thou milk?' 2. 'That is not a suitable way to use a blender Rodney' 3. 'Yes, it's crumbling on the carpet. No, it isn't of a cheesy consistency. Not yet anyway' 4. 'He's some kind of DJ-cum-farmer-cum-billiards champion. I think he gets it from his mother' 5. 'One ... http://anonlinegreenworld.com/2009/12/six-things-youve-probably-never-said/ ... in alphabetical order. Arnos Grove - Owner of a fleet of taxis, operated from his attic Chesham - a shit dog of some sort Dagenham Heathway - Writer of the world's most popular book on Crown Green Bowling Stanmore - Assistant to the curmudgeonly CEO of a major West Midlands bottling plant Willesden Green ... http://anonlinegreenworld.com/2009/12/the-five-london-underground-stations-that-most-sound-like-character-names-in-a-terrible-novel/ You consider sunglasses as an accessory, not a sometime necessity You spend more time wearing a hat than not wearing a hat You purchase CDs, cinema tickets etc based solely on reviews in Heat magazine You wear trousers that taper at the bottom You think you need smoking. You're not a fucking kipper. http://anonlinegreenworld.com/2009/12/5-ways-to-tell-you-need-to-seriously-reassess-your-life/ I am a fan of PDAs (Personal Digital Assistants), but not so keen on PDAs (public displays of affection). At least not when there are ugly people involved. Elsewhere... I’m fairly keen on PDAs (perfectly delightful accountants - they’re preferable to the stuck-up ones) but not so enamoured by PDAs (properly ... http://anonlinegreenworld.com/2009/12/pdas/